Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I've decided to post though I feel much against it.

Obviously some guy took my identity, and did something I would never have done.

But would definitely want to do it. I would thank the person, that wallop him for taking my identity. Yep. Serious. I would really want to do that. But I just.. can't.

Anyway. Here are mind bogglers for you to solve.


Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.

You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!!

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First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!



Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?



Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?



You're not very good at this, are you?



Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic!

Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?



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Did you get 5000?



The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.



Fourth Question:









Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?







































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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:







A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


































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He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple.



Thats all folks(I really should have said I was the one who did it >.<)


Good Bye.

SiYuan at 10:24 PM

Friday, August 25, 2006

Supposedly the day I should love.


I missed training again today. For some reason the moment I touched my bed, I fell asleep. Even though it was freaking hot.

I had a game against U-19 Women National the day before.

I started the game, largely due to the fact that out of 20 people Yazi selected, only 14 turned up. And not to be mistaken, the fact is that Ben and the keeper whom I can't remember the name turned up at Yio Chu Kang Stadium mistakenly. How do you even do that?

I sucked at the game. Really.

Starting as a left midfield(winger), I got the third touch of the ball. Glory and honor got to my head, and I started beginning my own dribble towards the opponent goal. My coach was shouting, "Pass the ball Si Yuan". Nothing got to my head. In the end I was brought down and a freekick was given to us.

Then I sort of slept at my position. I didn't know what to do. No one passed me the ball, and I didn't ask for it.

In the end I changed position with Sahan, playing left back instead. What we have over them in pace, they have over us in positional play, passing accuracy, and the fact that we avoid contact with them and they try to have contact with us.

Coach scolded us for being too gentle with them. I mean. To avoid maximum contact as available!

So in the second half I got more action. A shot that nearly went into the goal, I threw my body towards it and got a nice souvenir on my right thigh. A large stud mark. Darn.

We won 5-2 anyway.

I subbed myself out in the 60th minute.


It sucked. Really.

Bon fought with a bunch of Sec 4s today.


That's all folks

Good night

PS: I know it's strange to report on Friday the stuff on Wednesday but that's how it is. Fool.
SiYuan at 10:55 PM

Supposedly the day I should love.


I missed training again today. For some reason the moment I touched my bed, I fell asleep. Even though it was freaking hot.

I had a game against U-19 Women National the day before.

I started the game, largely due to the fact that out of 20 people Yazi selected, only 14 turned up. And not to be mistaken, the fact is that Ben and the keeper whom I can't remember the name turned up at Yio Chu Kang Stadium mistakenly. How do you even do that?

I sucked at the game. Really.

Starting as a left midfield(winger), I got the third touch of the ball. Glory and honor got to my head, and I started beginning my own dribble towards the opponent goal. My coach was shouting, "Pass the ball Si Yuan". Nothing got to my head. In the end I was brought down and a freekick was given to us.

Then I sort of slept at my position. I didn't know what to do. No one passed me the ball, and I didn't ask for it.

In the end I changed position with Sahan, playing left back instead. What we have over them in pace, they have over us in positional play, passing accuracy, and the fact that we avoid contact with them and they try to have contact with us.

Coach scolded us for being too gentle with them. I mean. To avoid maximum contact as available!

So in the second half I got more action. A shot that nearly went into the goal, I threw my body towards it and got a nice souvenir on my right thigh. A large stud mark. Darn.

We won 5-2 anyway.

I subbed myself out in the 60th minute.


It sucked. Really.

Bon fought with a bunch of Sec 4s today.


That's all folks

Good night

PS: I know it's strange to report on Friday the stuff on Wednesday but that's how it is. Fool.
SiYuan at 10:55 PM

Supposedly the day I should love.


I missed training again today. For some reason the moment I touched my bed, I fell asleep. Even though it was freaking hot.

I had a game against U-19 Women National the day before.

I started the game, largely due to the fact that out of 20 people Yazi selected, only 14 turned up. And not to be mistaken, the fact is that Ben and the keeper whom I can't remember the name turned up at Yio Chu Kang Stadium mistakenly. How do you even do that?

I sucked at the game. Really.

Starting as a left midfield(winger), I got the third touch of the ball. Glory and honor got to my head, and I started beginning my own dribble towards the opponent goal. My coach was shouting, "Pass the ball Si Yuan". Nothing got to my head. In the end I was brought down and a freekick was given to us.

Then I sort of slept at my position. I didn't know what to do. No one passed me the ball, and I didn't ask for it.

In the end I changed position with Sahan, playing left back instead. What we have over them in pace, they have over us in positional play, passing accuracy, and the fact that we avoid contact with them and they try to have contact with us.

Coach scolded us for being too gentle with them. I mean. To avoid maximum contact as available!

So in the second half I got more action. A shot that nearly went into the goal, I threw my body towards it and got a nice souvenir on my right thigh. A large stud mark. Darn.

We won 5-2 anyway.

I subbed myself out in the 60th minute.


It sucked. Really.

Bon fought with a bunch of Sec 4s today.


That's all folks

Good night

PS: I know it's strange to report on Friday the stuff on Wednesday but that's how it is. Fool.
SiYuan at 10:55 PM

Friday, August 11, 2006

For one whole day. Yeah. I mean 24hr stuff. I didn't get a wink. Not literally, but it means I didn't sleep at all.

Why not sleep?

Well ffs, school starts at 7.30am. Should I sleep at 2am, it would just make me more tired. So listening to old man's advice, took Red Bull(gave me 1/2 wings). I felt really WILD! Well.. not exactly the sense of euphoria Absolut gave me.. but.. yeah. (I'm going to die one fine day due to liver problems or alcohol intoxication, or simply die like George Best).


I kept falling asleep at the bus, so bad I landed up in Orchard. When I came out of the bus, it's like a duck in the world of executives. Darn I was intidimated. So I mustered up my courage to walk out of that corner and head home. Yeah!

I nearly stepped on my baby nephew who was sleeping soundly. They told me to not touch him. He has some kind of illness. Hand Foot Mouth Disease or something.

Well reminds me of something interesting in school today. Lots of teacher didnt come, so we were left free most of the time. Some ppl trapped Bon(see my friend, you got another mention) into a dustbin sort of thing, and were beating the dustbin(and bon). Well anyway, I didnt join in(yay!). I just stood there watched and did nothing(ashamed of myself, though my evil self says yay!)

During recess, I sat down beside WenXun and YanChang. YanChang has the future of a porno director. He was telling me all kinds of scenarios that you could get a cheap.. well. And how he loved taking off women's bra from behind. Darn! I could not have thought of those shiz! I was so jealous. :P

Then took a piece of Eugene's beancurd and egg. Then Soh Leng ran past while Eugene was eating and pushed his head towards the plate. Today was a good day, so I pushed him back to the chair, and mentioned words I learnt in anger management( well that's bullshit). I told him..


"Suan Gan Neh".


Well it's an inside joke between Eugene and Me(not that we have much). Luckily he didn't go running for Soh Leng.

Well I think I have just gained few angel points. Should God allow me to the Kingdom of Heaven.


Well. Saturday is PlanetShakers concert! Anyone wants to go can sms me immediately. I can find you a ticket. Should be nice. It's a Rock concert, and I'm going. ;) So make up your minds quickly!


That's all folks


Good Night
SiYuan at 10:14 PM

Thursday, August 10, 2006

It aint gonna happen.

It probably wouldn't.

Im still trying very hard to read ...'s mind.

I mean.. it's probably improbable like any other mind..

But there's blogs you see..

Conversations are shorter than ever..

one Hello and it's done for.

After that it's a goodbye goodnight. gtg. cya.

Sigh.

That's all folks

Good Night
SiYuan at 11:49 PM

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

a easily forgotten day, a night to remember.

I was busy mapling, when suddenly Yu Liang called me with a frantic voice, telling me he's all alone( poor soul ) and waiting for us at Dhoby Gaut MRT Interchange.

Then more and more calls poured in.

I showered quickly, and rushed out to meet Yu Liang.

Met him, and the rest of the group.(Shaun,Jeslyne,ZhiWei,Felicia,Dominic(felicia's brother), YiMei,ShaoHwee,YuLiang).

Supposedly we were heading towards Marina Bay, then Shaun said we should be going to the Esplanade instead. So off we went. A stinky MRT trip, as the man in front of me in yellow stank. We were cracking jokes about Yu Liang, as it was a tight MRT trip.

Then mid way to Esplanade, the group broke off. As Zhi Wei, Jeslyne and Yi Mei waited for Adeline(2e4), whom I don't think I know. Didn't see that mystery person throughout the entire outing.
Anyways the rest of us proceeded to the Esplanade, whilst near there, Shaun as a "matter-of-fact" way said that taking the longer path would be the shorter path. So we detoured and went.. about twice the distance and time that we would have taken should we stuck it in and squeezed our way through the throngs of people.

He then misguided us again at Marina Square ~.`(surely he can't make it as a tour guide).

Finally reached Esplanade bay, to see seas of people. We nearly found a seat, when suddenly this China woman, with a little boy, stretched herself and said that the place was occupied.

I mean.

What the FUCK?

Nevermind. We were good people. and you knew it ;)

So we went to the entrance, and waited for the rest of the people. Supposedly. Pok, Valerie, Wanni, Manxuan. Though after a long search up and down the Esplanade, only Wanni and Manxuan turned up.

2 out of 4. not a bad deal after all. Pok and Valerie were left to find us. While we squeezed through a line as small as the opening of a 50"inches waist in a 40" pants.

Along the way, a woman with a boy(fuck, another mother and son) told us to turn about and go out. Like we could turn and move out. I mean what the fuck does she want? We argued with her, till a point when she said that we were scolding her. We were good people, so we moved out.

God must love me.( us sorry) Because we found an opening in the grassland, where straight ahead of us were the fireworks. Upon moving in i accidentally kneed someone somewhere. I knew it. Because I felt a sharp pain on my knee. Sorry to that guy whomever you are. I didn't feel quite well then.

During the fireworks, one of the firework, which floated down slowly, was described by Wanni as a sperm. Well. Nice thinking Wanni ;).

We went to Marina Square after that, to get some much needed food and water, and rendezvous with Pok and Valerie.

Along the way we saw Aslam and co'. Of 2e4'05 I think. Already then I felt worser.

Shaun saw a sign of "HYPERMART" and went straight with the sign. Finally we reached Giants. Got some drinks, and Yu Liang took Red Bull(damn crazy man).

Pok finally came, with Valerie(who is she). The rest of the group were unhappy, because Pok were waiting for us at KFC, while we were waiting here for him. So who's going to come and go? I tried going, the rest of the group called me stupid ~.~

Anyways after that they decided to go home. (- valerie as she went home very quickly after we went out of Giant).

During then, we played a sort of "game that involves tapping" of shoulders and running in the opposite direction. Manxuan accused me of standing next to a chio gal ~.~

Reached MRT, then everyone went in a dilemna. Where to go next? Well.. After much thought, consideration. Everyone decided to go home sweet home.


Well.. that's all folks

Good Night.













please reply my messages T.T
SiYuan at 1:16 AM

Monday, August 07, 2006

You're a Wild Drunk

You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!

Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male

You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved

You Are 72% Gentleman

You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners. Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

You Were a Raccoon

You are a master of disguise and multiple personas. You are infinitely curious and question others without fear.

You Are 56% Shy

Although you live a pretty normal life, you tend to be a fairly shy person. Many situations make you feel uncomfortable, and you sometimes find your shyness hindering your life.

You Are A Little Honest

Sometimes you do the right thing, but not often You prefer to look out for yourself most of the time But sometimes honesty does get the better of you Here's hoping you answered this quiz honestly

Your Geek Profile:

Gamer Geekiness: High Movie Geekiness: High Fashion Geekiness: Moderate Geekiness in Love: Moderate General Geekiness: Moderate Internet Geekiness: Moderate Academic Geekiness: Low Music Geekiness: None SciFi Geekiness: None

You Are 40% Gross

You're a tad gross, but generally you're a clean, hygienic person. No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it's better to be human than a neat freak.

You Are An ENTP

The Visionary You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression. You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything. Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off. You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments. You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor.

SiYuan at 11:26 PM

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

You Are a Punk Rocker!

When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge!

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

Your Personality Profile

You are sexy, powerful, and bold. You're full of passion and energy... Sometimes this passion has a dark side. You feel most alive when you're seducing someone. You never fail to get someone's attention. Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!

Your Theme Song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys

"Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!" You love to party hard and cause a little trouble... And you're too busy getting wasted to move out of your parents' house!

You Should Visit Brazil

If you're looking for an extreme yet chill vacation, Brazil is perfect for you. Go wild at Carnaval, get lost in the Amazon, and relax checking out the beautiful people on the beach.

SiYuan at 11:14 PM

It isnt about what it isnt about.

It is about what it is about.

Perceive it as what you want to perceive it as.

And Vice versa ( I can't be bothered to type).

Taking a leaf from a very ancient book.

Air is Color, Color is Air

(Kong jiu shi Se, Se jiu si Kong)

That's direct translation for you.

But I think it's some sort of voidness and sex or something. Lol.

It varies what you like it as.

Whether it is a sad suicide note by me, or a happy joyous post(haven't come for a long time).

I wonder why am I talking about suicide.
Relax guys, I'm alright.
I'm not going to take a bloody knife and cut myself. I would like better skin when I'm dead.

Neither am I going to jump down from my house. Because I know if I do, and fail in the process, I would become a vegetarian. Sorry Vegetable. Which means in a semi-coma-stroke-paralysed state. Rendering a person useless and thus causing more grief to my family(or happiness).

Though I must say poisoning looks like fun. I gotta find one that will kill me instantly, and not one that works long term. Had I wanted a long term one, I would have cut my .. and bleed to death.


Well.

That's all folks

Good Evening.
SiYuan at 7:29 PM

It's not going to work.

Those who know what I'm saying. Good.

Those who don't, better.

It's never going to work out like that.

It's like on 2 different worlds.

I know that ... will never think of me as much, probably some fanatical fan that rushes to talk to ... whenever ... is online.

One who rushes to sms ... every single chance he has.

That's what .. will perceive of me. I know it well.

Many people have dropped subtle clue that ... is growing tired of me.

I have lost that interest novelty.. Thus it's time for me to get out of ... before it ends with a sour note..


Thus.. Yep. It's like this.


That's all folks

Good night
SiYuan at 12:42 AM

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

SiYuan at 3:32 PM