Friday, November 23, 2007

Alright.

Start of a new post.

This post shall not be dark, except for where it is dark. I bet most of you can't understand me. Me neither. Okay.


I shall not use real-names here, in case they decide to turn around and sue poor me. I am already broke because of them.

Moonhub, a major internet provider here in Singapore, is cheating your money lads. Have any of you mooners(Lol!) actually notice that your internet is getting slower every hour? Well, dont' be surprised it is actually a clever marketing scheme by Moonhub. They claim to provide you with 6mbps, 12 mbps or 100mbps of speed, but they're only giving you a fraction of it.

But Si Yuan, doesnt connections to internet outside of Singapore become a fraction of it? Yes, of course. As a rule of thumb, it is actually 1/8th of your real connection speed. However, by a fraction, I meant they fractioned that fraction of yours, making it 1/64. In fact, I think I'm quite accurate.

See, a 6mbps connection / 64 would make it around 94kbps from the top of my head. And guess what, Moonhub is bring us back to the era of the 56k. 94kbps is actually very near 56kbps in nowadays technology. We're talking about megabytes, gigabytes and terabytes already. I find myself paying $60 a month for a 56kbps connection. Fantastic. I'm thinking of hopping over to Singnet. Well. It's not much better, but I can gurantee myself a smooth surf of the net. Like a big shiny red Singapore-laden(nothing to do with that terrorist) surfboard.

It's giving me either an Ipod Touch or Laptop too!

But it does have trust issues. It gave out many names during the oDex saga, which is rather shite. Speaking of trust issues.. Well.. Maybe later.

Let's talk about recent stuff.

Woots. I know it's rather uncharacteristic of me, but i actually mugged the whole night at Stanley's house. Well, it's more of, "I-couldnt-sleep-because-stanley-is-dark-can't-see-him-at-night-i-fear-for-my-safety."

Well. Something like that. haha.
Anyway, when I reached school, I was in a rather drunken stupor. No, chicken essence don't make me drunk. Lols. Hmm. Anyway, I finished the test, which looked more like a copy from the Ten Year's Series.

Wow. Lazy teacher and big fat pays. Just like Steve McClaren, who led England to crashing out of the European Championships(no team to support next June). What a tough job. It's really hard to not qualify in a group that consists of Israel, who gave them a lifeline, btw, and Al.. something ra and Macedonia. Fantastic. I would have found it hard too. He gets 2.8million pounds too( around 8.4million in Singaporean currenncy)

After that, I met laopo and we headed to the childcare centre. Where my volunteer work would begin. And half a nightmare too. Oh well. I was assigned to Group Blue. Upon my entry, I started introducing them, without introducing myself. I think the best way to get a child's attention is to actually hold a yarn ball in front of them as if they were cats. I know many won't get this analogy. But I dont' really care.

Ok. The kids were, controllable, but irritating at times. When they sort of don't listen to you, it's rather irritating. But when they're at their crazy-selves, it's quite funny. It makes you remind yourself about the older times, where you played with your friends in kindergarten, how you pulled their chair for them, when they were sitting down..

And watch them fall on their arses. Then get a scolding from Ms Chen, who's probably why I don't like Chinese. Haha.

Yep, they sort of like me, I guess. They tugged me here, and tugged me there. And really listened to me when I said that I was leaving if they didnt. Wow. Haha. Then they took me as a tug-o-war toy, and made me into a tree. Then they made me sit with them during lunch, which was a tough job, because I had a whole big table.

One funny thing, Haha. When I went over to the other side, which was laopo's group, there was one boy who said, "Shuai Ge". Laopo asked him who was it, and it was me. Lols. Cool~ Jesslyn demanded that they call her "Mei Nu". Which was not very nice. It's as if teaching the kids to lie (=P) Haha.

After that, I sent her home and that's all, I guess. I was quite chagrined with someone while walking to the bus stop. It was really insensitive.


Okay.

I guess that's all folks

I'm looking forward to the class chalet!


Good Night.


:)







I've given you my trust once. lost it. I decide to break the record and give it to you again, and decide to play two-head snake with me. I shall not have any reaction, or do anything to it. that'll just make it look as if I'm the lower party, which I guess would be what you want. I abhor conflicts. I loathe to be bitten at the back either. never looked like it was for christ sake or anything. Looked more like you are trying your best to persuade her to break up with me. Over and over again. Good job man. You tried your best. Deserve a pat on the back. now stand proud and walk with your head high and your chest out. Well done. You deserve it (:
SiYuan at 4:16 AM

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Hello.

I'm supposed to be studying for my Chemistry re-exam now and it's 2:56am. And I'm still 3 chapters away. 2 books to complete. 10 notes to revise.

I'm screwed, I guess.

Well. Some people are really "two-headed snakes". I shall not start on a dark post, but being a homo sapien, you'll be, what they call it in layman's term, "back-stabbed" at least once or twice by the more ambitious ones. Opportunists. I'll call them. It's pretty a pretty positive term used on a negative subject.

That's all folks

Good Morning.





you won't even know.
SiYuan at 2:55 AM

Friday, November 16, 2007

Well.

I reckon I should be back posting now and now. I have not been fulfilling what I have said I would do. Yeah.

It's the holidays. My kind of day. If nothing else, I would rather be lazing around all day long eating cheetos and.. Uh oh. That kind of brings my mind back to a certain funny arrangement of a few hundred words which I read. It has the words, orange, cheetos, doctor and. Well, that's enough clues for you to find out already.

I know, I'm losing my wit. Bit by bit, I lose my wit, become a git and lay in a pit. That wouldn't be exactly what I look forward to. The ultimate level of procrastinating, lying in a pit all day long. It wouldn't be surprising if I manage to get a tan and smell of stone and mud. Let's just hope it doesnt rain.

Okay, I dont really know where I'm getting at. Am I slowly becoming a Bickford Shmeckler? Well, that guy managed to get people to have "braingasm" just by reading his ideas. Am I feeding you with "braingasm" now, my readers?

Would you want more of my random thoughts and ideas here? Or what actually happened to me this month?





That's all folks


Good Night.
SiYuan at 1:14 AM